The Professor is a
soapbox addiction specialist who has a long history of helping those in need with personal and relationship issues, as well
as anything else.
Hi,
My husband is a bit conservative about women’s clothing, thinks that tights are vulgar and skimpy , if not worn
with a long top.
Few months back on our holiday I borrowed my friend’s tights and worn them with relatively shorter
top than the usual long tops. He was surely unhappy about it, and took a few snapshots focusing my bulging bum outlining my
panty, perhaps to show how ugly it looked ( I must tell that I am a petite woman 5.2” , 48 kilos, 31 yrs).
When
we got back from our holidays, my friend unexpectedly took the camera and downloaded the images on her PC, and there it was
my ugly , protruding bum on the screen in front of all. How do you think one must react to such an incident? Please free to
comment on anyone’s side.
Bummed out in Birmingham
When I see a bulging ass, I go out and punch some midgets. Midget punching goes back to the 13th century
where local nobility would do it alive stress of running their fief. After a time this practice like cat juggling, dirt hoarding,
and pig painting fell out of Vogue and was all but forgotten. Hundreds of years later scholars had discovered some writing
on the work and for a brief time midget punching enjoyed a surge in popularity. There is a small group of people that still
adhere to the tradition, that are called the Midget Punchers Restoration and Preservation Society (MPRPS). I often attend
their meetings.
Professor,
I want to do some sheet metal work with
stainless. I have a couple of questions.
What base material should I work with? 304 or 316?
Should I use a MIG with
argon, a MIG with flux core wire, or an oxy-acetelyne setup? If oxy-acetelyne, what flux should I use? Any other
tips would be appreciated.
Thanks,
Matt
Where ever I do metal work there are a lot of
stains. I've been known to raise hell with a pair of tin snips and get all bloody all over the work. In fact, any kind of
project that you can't SEE the blood
sweat and tears marring the surface of is just
not worth doing in my book.
Hi Professor,
My landlord started a home made food delivery
service and I am having a bit of trouble choosing what to get.
It works like this, I get to choose one non-vegetarian
dish and two side salads. I am concerned I wont make the right choice so please let me know what you recommend.
The main
courses I am most interested in are: Pomegranate tahini white snapper or Lemon raisin free-range
chicken.
I am also allowed two side salads to go with either main course.
Those salads are:
1.Apricot
squash couscous
2.Green peas, orange and hazelnut
3.Mediterranean vegetable medley
4.Barley with seasonal
vegetables
5.Tahini lemon cauliflower
So which combination should I choose?
Cheers,
Uncle Bob
You call that food? A real soapbox racer does not subsist on
such trendy foodstuffs. Get off your lazy ass and go to In and Out, eat some cow. Chew. Was that better? Of course it was.
Profeser,
I watched star wars and saw greedo shoot first but my friends older brother said that wasnt
true do you know what really happend
Hurley
Yes. Our wold has gone to shit. Only here does a science fiction movie have to be re-written so as not offend anybody.
Listen up people: Star Wars is not fucking real, who cares if Han Solo shot first. The answer
is to continue to fight for truth, freedom and not take shit from the whinny bitches of this world that are "offended"
by everything they see. You must rise above and be a true American: have that pioneering spirit and now matter what, keep
racing!
