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Each course has several features that make up the individual characteristics for our purpose of soapbox racing.
Length: How long each course is. Short courses are 1/2 mile long, and long courses are over 2 miles.
Steepness: The overall steepness of a course will give you a gauge of how quick it will be.
Turn Intensity: This is how sharp the turns are on the course.
Features: This includes things like potholes, speed bumps, rough road, gravel, and the like.
The Rating System: Each attribute will be given a 1-5 rating, whereas 1 being the lowest and 5 being the greatest in severity. A split number (i.e. 3/1) will denote two distinct sections of a given course where the attribute changes drastically.

Bum Steer

Length : 4
Steepness : 4
Turn Intensity : 3
Features : 4

Description: A steep, winding narrow run opens into a high-speed run across a bridge to the finish.  One of our fastest.

 

A View To A Thrill
Length : 2
Steepness: 4
Turn Intensity : 3
Features : 2
Description : Residential sweeping downhill with a sharp left half-way down.

 Area 51
Length : 3
Steepness : 3
Turn Intensity : 4
Features : 2
Description : Wide sweeping turns with a hard left-hander into a residential section mark this institutional run. 

 Space Mountain
Length : 3
Steepness : 3/1
Turn Intensity : 3
Features : 3
Description : Sloping high-speed sections interrupted by roller-coaster up/downs and a hard right in the middle.

 Where The Wild Things Are
Length : 2
Steepness : 3
Turn Intensity : 1
Features : 1
Description : A flat out, sweeping run down a road skirting the edge of a hillside residential district.

 

The Pork Chop Exxxpress
Length : 2
Steepness: 4
Turn Intensity : 3
Features : 2
Description: Steep, with hard turns. Pay close attention to the road and other drivers.

 


Choose Your Own Adventure
Length : 3
Steepness : 4/2
Turn Intensity : 2
Features : 3

Description : A steep, downhill banzai that splits into two directions, you can go straight, which flattens out as racers skirt a park, then steepens back up for a blast to the finish, or make a hard left and navigate sweepers to an adjacent finish.

 Lemon Crush
Length : 3
Steepness : 4/1
Turn Intensity : 3
Features : 3
Description : Road drops via a hard left-hand turn from residential to agricultural area. Steep hills with sweepers and flat momentum sections.

The Six Million Dollar Mile
Length : 3
Steepness: 4
Turn Intensity : 5/2
Features : 3
Description : Intensive residential race. Check your brakes and bring your balls.

 Weld Tester
Length : 2
Steepness : 3
Turn Intensity : 2
Features : 4
Description: 4 speed bumps down a half mile course with a banking turn.

Xtra Cheese
Length : 4
Steepness : 2
Turn Intensity : 1
Features : 3
Description : A Sunday drive more than a race, Xtra Cheese starts at a hilltop park, and meanders down a winding highway to a great pizza place.  No brakes required until the finish.

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